#10. Yo mama’s so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

#9. Yo mama’s so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

#8. Yo mama’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

#7. Yo mama’ s so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu she get an estimate.

#6. Yo mama’s so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

#5. Yo mama’s so fat, she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.

#4. Yo mama’s so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

#3. Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

#2. Yo mama’s so fat she used Interstate - 85 as a slip ‘n slide.

#1. Yo mama’s so fat, she heard the doorbell and thought it was the microwave.